I’m trying to predict the stock market and I don’t even know why anyone approved this.

lolmythesis:

Computer Science, Kings College London


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bombing:

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true


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